George flyin' through the jungle
On his vine just swingin' along
Grinnin' at the approaching tree
FAIL!
You're doin' it wrong
Phil texts to Sexy Susie
Says "cm on out n hr mi nu sng!"
Mommy drives him to play the gig
FAIL!
You're doin' it wrong
Guy drops his ID robbin' a bank
Cat fishin' in a piranha tank
Unsinkable Titanic? IT SANK!
Don't be a schnook
Don't leap 'til you look
Big rig is fourteen feet tall
Darn near eighty feet long
12 foot 9 says the clearance sign
FAIL!
You're doin' it wrong
(instrumental break)
You lock your car keys inside the trunk
Midwestern polka band playing punk
The brand new Windows Vista? IT STUNK!
Take my advice
Cut once measure twice
Car sails across the desert
Rocket packs burnin' real strong
Racin' to biff the ginormous cliff
FAIL!
You're doin' it wrong
FAIL!
You're doin' it wrong
credits
from Serpentine,
released January 31, 2009
written by T. Spae and Howlin' Hobbit
This album sounds exactly like the cover looks. It’s a light and fun set of tracks that almost feel like they’re being performed just for you. A nice break for a busy day. Mykie Frankenstein